Female Orgasm
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| “WHAT EXACTLY IS AN ORGASM &What Does It Feel Like?” An orgasm is the release of tension built up during stimulation such as masturbation or intercourse. It is a feeling of extreme pleasure. Contractions of muscles in the vagina and uterus take place, although many women are……..Read More> |
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| PLEASING YOUR LOVER When it comes to pleasing a lover, intercourse is only the tip of the iceberg. A solid knowledge of everything leading up to the sex will lay the proper foundation and make you more of a complete and well-rounded lover. Just remember, every minute you spend in experienced foreplay will pay it’s dividend three-fold when it comes time for intercourse. Also, if you want to take the pressure off your performance, it is never a bad idea to give your lover an orgasm before you even begin! A good percentage of women prefer oral sex to intercourse, so shhh… no more talking, your tongue has work to do. Surprisingly, in an informal survey of women conducted by Legend’s Gym, well over half of the men giving oral were categorized as “having no clue what they were doing.” This was followed by the resounding challenge, “It’s not that hard, its only one spot!” To which was replied, “Right, and which spot was that again?” For those of you who need that question answered, it’s the clitoris (that little hooded thing resting on the top of the vagina). The number one complaint was that men seemed to be getting lost, and were wandering all around the vagina like children separated from their parents at the mall. ‘Would the child of Cun E. Lingus please return to the Clitoris? Thank You.’ Now that we got that straight, here’s what you do when you get there…THE KISS Don’t underestimate the power of a kiss.THE SECRET OF THE UPPER LIP There is a meridian, or energy channel, that runs from the upper lip of a woman’s mouth, directly to her clitoris. It is called the “wisdom conch-like nerve” and if you caress it with your lips, and tease it with your teeth, it will subconsciously stir her excitement. Which will subconsciously get her aching to have sex with you. G MARKS THE SPOT The Legend’s writers relinquish our pen and give way to our resident swashbuckler. Here is Captain Softbeard’s ‘treasure map’ to finding her G Spot. Have her lie on her back. Walk 7 paces of your fingers down from her belly button. Find her love cave. Rub the pearl on the top of the entrance before you try to get inside. Take your two fingers, (clip your nails you scallywag!) and insert them pointing with the pads of them upwards. About 1.5-3 inches in you will feel a bit of spongy tissue on the top wall. AHOY MATEY! You’ve found the spot. Now move your fingers in a motion like you were trying to beckon your lazy first mate. Soon enough the ship beneath you will start to toss and turn like an angry sea. Shiver me Timbers, thar she goes! When the waters calm, give her a kiss, and the treasure is yours. PULLING UP THE HOOD Form a suction with your lips around the area. Not ‘trying to suck a thick milkshake through a straw’ kind of suction, but a gentle ‘take a breath through your mouth’ kind of suction. Then taking a moderately soft tongue, gently caress the clitoris in a circular motion. Unless you are intentionally trying to make your girl insane, make sure that you are not merely encircling the clitoris, but actually brushing the inside of it as well. You have enough tongue that you should be in contact with most of the clitoris the whole time, but the motion is what is critical. Also the top part of the clitoris, right where it meets the hood, is one of the most sensitive spots, so make sure your stroke pulls the hood back and you get the very top of that spot. Once you got this down, from there you can vary it with a little side to side, maybe occasionally dip a little lower for a moment, use a finger. Spice it up however you would like. For the more dexterous, try a figure 8 motion instead of the preferred circular.THE HUMMER No we not talking about the vehicle. That’s what you use to try to get her to bed with you. This hummer, is you. Yes, you are the hummer. While you are already giving great oral sex, start vigorously humming a tune or a monotone, with a lot of deep notes. This will cause your mouth to vibrate, and just like a vibrator, will provide added stimulation. If you don’t want her to hear you humming the theme from Rocky, you might want to do this with some music on.THE TAHITIAN METHOD Why this is called the Tahitian Method, no one is for sure. Perhaps because just like Tahiti, almost no one has seen it, and just like Tahiti, its amazing. Whatever it is, this advanced technique when done correctly will give your girl powerfully intense orgasms in half the time as normal cunnilingus.Maneuver her to lie on her back with legs flat on the bed, spread out in a v shape. You lie on your stomach at a 90 degree angle to her hip (so your bodies together form a kind of T shape). Get your tongue nestled next to her clitoris (the side of your mouth will be up against her pubic bone) and then move your tongue in an up and down motion. Due to the angle, this motion should be moving her clitoral hood side to side. As she is becoming aroused, you should feel two bumps called K points on either side of her clit. These are your guides. Make sure you hit each one. Continuing the up and down motion of your tongue, gently place your well manicured finger on her perineum. For those of you who are like most of us and have no idea what the perineum is, it’s the spot in between the vagina and the anus. You should begin to feel her pre-orgasmic contractions pulsing. But don’t move your finger cowboy, just the slightest steady pressure is necessary. And when her hips start to buck and you feel the nails running through your hair and grabbing at your shoulders, just keep licking and prepare to ride her off into the sunset.CURIOUSLY STRONG SENSATION Consider this an accessory only to be used in conjunction with sound oral sex techniques. Its quite simple really. Begin oral sex. Smoothly, pull back, and use your fingers to stimulate her clitoris for a moment. Insert two peppermint Altoids into your mouth and chew them until there are no solid pieces. Your mouth should be tingling from the curiously strong peppermints. Resume oral sex, and the tingling sensation will transfer to her vagina and intensify the sensations. Repeat as often as necessary. This may not be for everyone, but if it works, you’ll have one girl who will never lose your phone number. SHORT CIRCUIT As it sounds, there are a few circuit breakers throughout the body that when pressed with enough force they manually prevent ejaculation. Learning to use them properly takes a little time, but once you are familiar, these can provide the ultimate emergency safeguard against any ejaculation before you are ready. MILLION DOLLAR SPOT A long time ago a Tantric Master named Lu the Immortal discovered a place on the body that when pressed with adequate force would manually delay ejaculation for as long as required. He ordered his disciples to guard this secret closely, and made them vow never to reveal it to any outsiders. The legend goes that around the turn of the twentieth century a wildly wealthy American, (who will go un-named) was on a journey in Western china, home of the disciples of the legendary Lu the Immortal. He had heard of their abilities, and sought to learn the ancient ways in order to improve a modern problem of his own. Most of the masters he encountered were taken aback by his loud and abrasive mannerisms, and if they told him anything, they spoke only in intentionally vague and mystical language. In one of these sessions in particular, a younger master (and by younger I mean in his early 60’s) was repeating through a translator the fable of the cobra. “While coiled, the cobra is quiet and poised. But when he strikes he becomes vulnerable.” The American had simply had enough. In a wild outburst he exclaimed, “God, Damnit, isn’t there just some spot I can push!” A very old and wise master who had been sitting in the corner of the room broke into a very uncharacteristic smile. This caught the American’s attention. In perfect English he spoke. “There is a spot, that if you push it, you can delay your ecstasy for as long as you wish.” The American knew how to spot a bullshitter, but saw nothing but truth in the master’s eyes. Intrigued, he asked in his most polite and beseeching voice. “Well where the hell is it…” The master replied, “I will tell you. for a million dollars.” The American laughed, and then stared back into the long-beard’s unflinching eyes. “Alright, I’ll pay it.” According to the story he did just that. In that place a great temple was built, and for the first time ever, Lu the Immortal’s secret was revealed to the western world. The “million dollar spot” is in the area you might have heard called the ‘grundle’ or the ‘taint’, which is that strange stretch in between the scrotum and the anus. The optimal pinpoint to push varies slightly from person to person, so start somewhere dead in the middle and adjust accordingly. Sufficient pressure on this area preceding ejaculation will prevent the semen from shooting up the vas-deferens, and will cause it to harmlessly return to the source, allowing you to continue lovemaking at your leisure. It is normal to feel your perineum contracting, just continue to apply the pressure until the contractions cease. It will have the sensation of orgasm, without the ejaculation, so you’ll be able to keep going. And you thought that area was worthless. ADVANCED TIP Try sitting on a chair with a racquetball (or similar) pressing up against the spot. Have your lover straddle you and she is ready to ride all night long. |
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